Some recent quotes

Henry - (looking disappointed) - "I have tried wishing on a star and praying to God, but it's just not coming true."

Me - "What are you wishing and praying for?"

Henry - (sighs) - "That I will become a Jedi."

Passing a mom and a baby in a baby carrier outside his preschool, I asked George if he thought the baby was cute. George - "No - I just like baby dogs. I don't like baby people."