I was just helping Hank in the bathroom when I noticed something smeared on the sleeve of his shirt. "Hank!" I said. "Did you get poop on your shirt?"
"Oh no Mommy," he replied. "That's just boogers."
Me - (trying not to gag) - "Well you should really use a tissue to wipe your boogers."
Hank - (matter-of-factly) - "Oh that's okay Mommy. I just use my shirt. See?" (demonstrates, very proud of self for coming up with this brilliant way to dispose of boogers).
Niiiiiiiice.
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