Inventory

Okay, so I couldn't take it anymore and since it's raining buckets today and we are stuck inside, I broke down and cleaned the kid pit. Here is some of what I found:

1. About 20 jellybeans, in assorted colors.

2. Half of a brownie (I can't remember the last time I made brownies).

3. Popcorn kernels. Lots and lots of them.

4. 7 socks, only 2 of which are matches

5. 7 glue sticks in various stages of dried-upness

6. 19 markers without lids

7. 8 marker lids (where are the rest of the lids??? Do I want to know?)

8. One of George's pajama bottoms

9. A Duran Duran CD (???)

10. 3 boxes of tissue, all opened, in various places around the Kid Pit. I should at least be thankful that they are wiping their noses with tissues I guess. But I think this means that when they need a tissue, they are too lazy or can't find the box so they just open up a new box.

I wish I was making that stuff up, but unfortunately I am not.