Henry: Um (smirking)... my favorite part was when I peed in my swim trunks in the lazy river.
Ang: (not the answer I was expecting) That's kind of gross Henry. Don't do that again.
Henry: (Thoughtfully) If the people in charge of the waterpark knew that I peed in the lazy river, would they have to take all the water out of the pool?
Ang: (carefully thinking about answer) Well, they won't empty the pool but they would probably kick you out of the waterpark if they knew.
Henry: (Thinks this over). Oh. Well, that was still my favorite part.
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1 comment:
Honesty is a very good quality... Most kids just pee and never tell (that's why parents make up stories about chemicals that make the water turn colors when you pee!!).
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